[Taillow]

This has come to mind.  Chances are all of you have had at least one hilarious moment in a game.

One I remember is in Shadow the Hedgehog.  In cosmic fall, I missed the third key (The one during the long falling platform moment before a checkpoint.)  I missed the key.  So, in an act of bravery (read, foolishness), I jumped off and grabbed the key with a triumphant "In your face!".  Then I fell and died.

So feel free to mention any moments if you wish.

[Bilan]

I was amused when Tifa called Barret a retard in FFVII X)

[yse]

Kinda reminds me of Garet calling Felix an idiot in Golden Sun... X)

[magnum12]

Just play any Mario RPG and you're bound to find an amusing moment. Don't forget about "Find the computer room" (or Vector's vocie acting in general) being so bad its funny.

[qubit]

Voice screwups in SA2B:

• Rank E with Sonic in Japanese.  Sonic's "*sigh* Not my day!" is not quite Japanese nor quite English, either.  Must be heard to believed.  In Blaze's Cannon's Core vid.
• Knuckles digging in Japanese. (Hwa hwa hwa!)
• Eggman's desync with "The Chaos Emerald!" in one of the dark cutscenes.  Can't remember which one though.

Also remember thinking that Tails' new nasal voice in Sonic Heroes didn't seem to fit him very well.

So that's my "funny" moment post. =P

[eggFL]

There are a lot of scenes in Sonic games that make me laugh because I enjoy them that much. Including but not limited to:

Riders:
Jet's daydream
Wave: "Your skills just suck! S-U-C-K suck!"
and of course:
"I don't have wings, but I can still fly!"
The way many Extreme Gear surprised me with their unlisted obscene abilities or horrific drawbacks.

Shadow:
Knuckles in Centray City "Ten! That's about half of them.... I think!" priceless
Charmy in Prison Island "Wow, there are aliens everywhere! This is so exciting!"
also "Shadow, you're so cool!"
Tails in Air Fleet. kid needs to calm down
abusing Chaos gauge is always funny. It's just so hectic, it's awesome.
killing a boss in under 10 seconds
Black Doom: "This facility is grotesquely large. I am not impressed."
 also when he calls Eggman's fleet "scrap carted off by the winds"
the fact that two of the boss names are F-Zero cars
Shadow: "This is WHO I AM"

Heroes:
Sonic: "We also have a date with Eggman" Shadow: "Well then, it'll be a date to die for!" *they fight*
the dialogue in Hang Castle
the robots being crushed by fruit in Lost Jungle. that actually was pretty neat
Eggman: "Don't get too excited boys. Those were the eeeeeeeeeeasy ones!"

Non-Sonic games:

F-Zero X
 - Randomly generated GP: The tracks are randomly created, and on some of them ALL of the cpu racers would fall off the edge on a certain turn in the first lap.

Star Fox Adventures:
http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/2102 <--- download Fox Rescues The Queen (no. 15) to hear this cutscene

Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 (and Yuri's Revenge)
 - all the cutscenes and dialogue in its entiry. Notable: "The future aint what it used to be" if I remember correctly.

Rage Racer
 - I was annoyed by the S curve in the second course, and imagined a drift that would be able to go through it without turning. I named this theoretical magic drift the 'mallow drift' for some reason. Eventually I found out it was actually possible to do this. Now whenever I would go through the S curves this way I cant help but smile. (yea, Im crazy)
 - Drifting in mid air, and reganing grip before landing. Gotta love these physics.

[PsyBorg]

I discovered this by accident a long time ago, actually, and I think I told SJ and yoshifan about it. But it's still funny today.

Do only as I say and nothing more:

1. Boot up Shadow.
2. Go to Iron Jungle.
3. When you're in the area with the first two Egg Pawns, go exactly to the edge behind you in strafe mode.
4. Appropriately dodge their attacks in strafe mode while remaining on the edge.
5. Repeat until unique effects occur.


I think you'll laugh for a bit.

[Marth]

Yeah, sometimes the CPU players kill themselves on easy tracks, and other times, they
zoom through super-tough areas that I have to slow down for! (eggFL's post mentioning F-Zero X)
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About the characters in Sonic games sounding weird...

-Tails's voice ("Led's leave id tu Sodic" [made-up part] "SNIFF! Hey, cud you giv be a kleedex?"[/made-up part]

-Super Sonic's Story in Sonic Adventure (Sonic: "Ahah... I was on a snooze cruise, I guess."
Tails: "Good thing you're oka-" *voice clip ends, but his mouth keeps moving*)

-Amy's story in SA (Robotnik: *in normal voice* "Where do you think you're"
*voices fades into Robotniky-ness* "going, Amy?")
Strangely, he does the same thing in Sonic X, even though the actor is different.
(*Robotnik voice* "I'm taking that Emerald, Sonic." *normal voice with no emotion or anything*
"I found it first, so it belongs to me."

-after Chaos 4, I think with Knuckles (Knuckles *in weird, old voice* "Hey, Sonic!"
*quickly switches to normal voice* "You guys go. I have some unfinished business to take care of."
Tails *using ridiculously calm voice* "Hurry, Sonic. What are we waiting for.")

-when Sonic reaches a capsule before Tails ("I gat it!" *Marth makes jokes about Americans.)

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And then there was that time my brother accidentally did something like F-Man's Windy Valley trick.
(This was quite a while ago, when my time might've been 1'40" or 1'38".)

[General Throatstomper]

Video game humor is amusing in so many ways, and so discreet at times but others, not so much.

Star Fox 64
1. DO A BARREL ROLL!
2. Slippy:Your carcass is mine!
3. Being able to make a u-turn into the ground
4. A billion other stuffs.

Paper Mario 2
1. Everything. The game humor is immense. As in, purchase. Now.

Tony Hawk Pro Skater
1. Destroying Port-a-Johns
2. Standard trick Sex Change (500 points by itself)
3. Standard trick Madonna (spread legs and then bring them back in while holding the board
4. Launching through a glass window, hitting a skylight, falling down, hitting a building, rolling off the building, bouncing off of a fire hydrant, and then being hit by a car.

Final Fantasy VII
1. Choco/Mog summon:Fat Chocobo
2. Dyne: I want to kill everything.
3. Barret: I couldn't use my arm, so I had them take out the fake and put a gun in instead. I heard another man did too...
4. Tifa: Hello, Ms...Cloud!?
5. Cloud: I want to dress up like a girl)
6. Townsman: Hey, stay away from me. I heard that not only do you dress up like girls, but that you threatened to bite it off (where "it" is a sensitive body part found only in males).

Timesplitters 2
1. Pretty much every character description. More amusing than some: Monkey-It's a monkey.
2. A Russian guard in the Siberian level has a sign on his back that says "Shoot Me".
3. In the first cutscene for Siberia, 2 officers are wandering down a hallway when they see a zombie. They scream, and the zombie does too. Then it eats one of the them. Hilarious.

Shadow the Hedgehog
1. I'm not sure what the exact line is, but as close as I can remember, Black Doom says:Destroy this internet!
2. Maria when hurting the soldiers: No, don't hurt them!
     Maria when hurting the chaos: No, don't hurt them!
3. Tails: No Shadow, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! (I don't remember how, but you can get him to loop in the whatsit casino level)
4. Vector: find the damn computer room!
5. In the scene where the general is describing his past (the flashback portion), he puts his head to the canister which Shadow is inside of and opens his eyes and mouth really wide. It doesn't sound funny, but watch it. Hilarity.

Sonic Adventure 2

1. Tails: Sonic, listen!
     Sonic: What?
2. Chao.
3. The infite Omochao death glitch in Eternal Engine.
4. Omochao: I'm not a teddy bear!

Meh, too many other amusing moments to list. Just mull these over.

 

[eggFL]

Two things I seriously didn't think were funny until the internet told me they were funny:
1. "Find the computer room!"
2. "Do a barrel roll!"

Before I saw them being milked on the interweb, I never gave them a second thought.

Also - blueblaze: I doubt Maria defends the mutants. I think it's just because you hurt a nearby GUN unit.

Remembered this:

Disgaea (copied from UltimaterializerX's game script on GameFAQs)
Red: We want friends, of course! If we become the Overlords, then we'll have tons of friends!! And the Prism Rangers will have all the colors of the rainbow!!
*Prism Rangers strike a pose as they glow in light*
Red: Here we go!! Blue! Yellow! Transfo------
Etna: Bang <3
*Etna fires two gunshots*
Red: Bluuuuuuuuue!!! Yellooooooowwwww!!!! ; _ ;

[Shadow Wedge]

Red: What are you, some kind of demons?
Laharl: Is he serious?

[Reaper]

There is always the old "Get Mario Humped by a bob-omb" I used to find that extremly funny.. for some strange reason o. o

[Taillow]

Tony Hawk Pro Skater
4. Launching through a glass window, hitting a skylight, falling down, hitting a building, rolling off the building, bouncing off of a fire hydrant, and then being hit by a car.

Whoa...  That beats the pants off my THPS2 "Hit by the El-train, fall, then get up and get hit by a car" scene.

Oh, and during The Doom in Shadow the Hedgehog, two of the background GUN soldier lines melded lines.

"Commence attack plan:  Get him!"

[eggFL]

Oh yea! The soldiers sound like they are saying some crazy stuff when their lines overlap, but you gotta get lucky to hear something good. I remember hearing a funny one, but I forgot what it was. >_< Though I think I heard 'commence attack plan, get him!' myself once, and I'm sure I got a -good- laugh out of it! XD

[Aere Alouette]

Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2:
On the Highway 47 Cloverleaf, playing Wipeout almost always assures a hilarious hit, but one stands out in my book. While trying to get the highest score wiping out, I ran into a car on the bottom road. The thing had enough horsepower to rocket my biker clear through the air at about 50 mph, hitting an overpass at that speed...headfirst. This was followed by me falling to the ground after the hit and, unless I miss my guess, I got hit by a car with not as much power as the first. Needless to say, I replayed that moment tons of times.

Supercross 2000
Pluto gravity + High collision detection + Bikers block you code + No invisible walls + Max Speed = Unbelievably hilarious circumstances.

[qubit]

I remember the first time I played Mystic Mansion (?) Hero in ShtH.  I spent ten minutes touching every Chao in the circle trying to find Cheese and then finding him alone behind a door.  I decided not to get upset and laughed it off.  For quite a long time it must be said.

Also, for an old PSX game that I own called Bottom of the Ninth, when the PBP guys says "That one's outta here...it's going...going...hit to the wall!" (the runner got a double) x_x

[Bilan]

Cryptic Castle :P

[Groudon]

This has happened many times and has screwed up many past runs.  In Sonic Rush on Mirage Road 2, whenever I get Blaze up to the top level (it's at the part near the hand thing to take you to the other side) and land on the right side of that moving platform, sometimes Blaze mysteriously dies right before I jump.  Funny, but not good.

And getting back to what Quartz said about the line overlapping in Shadow, I once heard "Commencing attack plan:  Come here!"  Next time I hear that, I'll say, "No, I'll come wherever I want!"  Oh, wait... that didn't sound right...

[qubit]

And getting back to what Quartz said about the line overlapping in Shadow, I once heard "Commencing attack plan:  Come here!"  Next time I hear that, I'll say, "No, I'll come wherever I want!"  Oh, wait... that didn't sound right...

YES!  Rocky Horror Picture Show callbacks ftw x_x

More moments from me:

Sonic Heroes
- Gamma: "I could not even beat Alpha or Beta."
- Massive slowdowns during multiplayer on the Cube version, I think it goes down to 24 fps at one time.  I don't know why I think it's funny.  It just is.

SA2B
If you hold right during the fall right after the second rocket on Radical Highway, Shadow will grab onto the roof, pull up, fall, grab on again, pull up, fall...you get the idea.

[Groudon]

- Gamma: "I could not even beat Alpha or Beta."

That's Omega.  Gamma was in SA2B I think.

[Bilan]

- Gamma: "I could not even beat Alpha or Beta."

I think you mean:

Omega: I couldn't even beat Gamma or Beta.

However Gamma pwns.

EDIT: Groudon, Gamma was in DX

[Spinballwizard]

TEM maybe you should just shut up before we pwn you AGAIN. X)

Also this quote DEFINES funny video game moments

"What happen?"
"Somebody set up us the bomb."
"We get signal."
"What!"
"Main screen turn on.
"It's you!!"
"How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction."
"What you say!!"
"You have no chance to survive make your time."

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Others, too.

FFX
Tidus+Yuna: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" (Fake laughter = hilarity)

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A couple situational ones, too.

SA2(B) (Security Hall 5 - SM's 0:19:49 vid, on a D-Rank finish.)
Rouge: "I guess I took a little too much time."

Heroes (My first play in Rail Canyon, as Team Sonic.)
Tails: "Sonic, look out!"
(This is where I get hit by an oncoming train and fall to my death.)

[Groudon]

"Main screen turn on.
"It's you!!"

Only time I heard that was in Crowbar's one Rush video.

[Bilan]

Its a quote of the intro to Zero Wing.

If you've never seen it I highly recommend you do.

You cannot exsist on the Internet without having seen it.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

HA HA HA HA ...

[Groudon]

*waits for your post count to increase by 4*

[Taillow]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:AllYourBaseAnimated.gif

That should help.

[Bilan]

Its just not the same without the music :(

[Crowbar]

Totally agreed.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/11940

Unfortunately this one misses a bit from the end of the song, and I can't find the other flash that used different voices but included all the dialogue from Zero Wing's first cutscene (where the "Move zig", "You know what you doing" bits of the song are from).

[Bilan]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/11940

That is awesome.

[Marth]

Sonic Heroes
- Gamma: "I could not even beat Alpha or Beta."
- Massive slowdowns during multiplayer on the Cube version, I think it goes down to 24 fps at one time.  I don't know why I think it's funny.  It just is.

SA2B
If you hold right during the fall right after the second rocket on Radical Highway, Shadow will grab onto the roof, pull up, fall, grab on again, pull up, fall...you get the idea.

1. That's not bad, but I like Amy's better: "We couldn't even impress Sonic like this!"
(Yeah, but as long as you get a D-rank, you will impress Sonic.
Only the worst of the worst are unable to impress him.)
2. The slowdown isn't funny. It's just sad, and it makes me want to cry.
What are the other versions like? Do they use worse graphics?
(The GC one runs at 30 because everything is displayed in full detail.
If the PS2 one tried that, the system would explode.
I guess it uses some pop-up and runs at a fast 30?
What about XBox? Does it use pop-up and run at the full 60?)
And whose idea was it to not skip frames (or skip very few)?
I haven't seen it slowing down, though. I haven't seen one framerate drop
in the 1-player mode (probably because the graphics look like PS2 quality),
and if there are any in the 2-player mode, I haven't noticed anything
(but then, I don't play it much).
3. Is the second rocket  the one that lifts him way up above the ground,
and lets him keep grabbing the ledge if you hold forward?
I don't know what holding right would do.
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(Why can't I add quotes?) Yeah, Spinballwizard, I remember those.
There's also the thing in Mystic Mansion: *Marth presses A at
just the right time to lift the bobsled thing over the laser.
Just after Marth presses the button: Knuckles (or someone): "Jump, now!"
Of course, the first time, it would be: *CRASH* "Jump, now!"
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I've heard about that Zero Wing stuff so many times.
"All your base are belong to us!"
^Especially that one quote.